…is one of these* installed in my house – probably at my bedside:
Can anyone help? Surely every home should have one…
* Failing having a champagne button at one’s bedside, go instead to Bob Bob Ricard in Soho, where every booth has one of these charming additions for your amusement.
While you’re there, you could press the champagne button as much as you can get away with, and also put one of these cake assortments into your face:
I’m such a greedy mare!